The reason that this happened is that every studio was frantically trying to get this book from her, and Universal immediately agreed to literally every caveat she asked for. All the other studios tried to negotiate but Donna Langley just said "Okay, whatever you want," which included complete creative control. On…

It is somewhat strange how many conversations with my boyfriend end with us shouting "DO YOU CONCUR????" at each other when we are bored.

Fair point. Luckily didn't come off that way during the ceremony.

One of my favorite comedy skits—partially because I looooove SVU and partially because he's so right on the money about it.

One of the bridesmaids at my best friend's wedding dropped out 3 weeks before, so there was one extra groomsmen. He walked out with her two pre-teen junior bridesmaids. It was adorable.

I'm sorry you just got dumped but I did just spit out my water all over my keyboard at "anal contusions." So you have that going for you.

True love.

I am crying with laughter at my desk and my boss will be yelling at me imminently as a result. Totally worth it.

I'm just going to go with watching the first and second seasons on repeat pretty much constantly until April 15th. Maybe knock out the Friends marathon on Netflix to break things up.

I blow at chemistry but I have a major crush on Alan Rickman, so Potions it is. Maybe he'd offer to tutor me?

As someone who has known you since birth, I'd like to congratulate you. Yay Kate! Also, as a blood relative who is currently sucking up to you, may I pretty please not be gray? I have no idea how this works.

My dad and Mark Harmon dated three of the same women over the years and he married a woman that looks somewhat like my mom. No real point, just fun fact.

Yes, I was slightly confused as it was a balmy 72 in Los Angeles yesterday. *ducks*

Three Fire Emoji = Hot. Took me about six reads to get it.

My first reaction upon seeing this was "Nom nom nom" — I confused my coworkers.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!

One of them had a great quote for how they sustained a healthy marriage for so long: "Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."

"Penis feelings" just made me burst out laughing right in front of my boss with no context. I am not about to explain why I was laughing, and now he thinks I have a serious problem.

My boyfriend and I spend far more time than we should speaking in the "EHRMAGERHD" voices...it's funny to absolutely no one except us.

This is amazing but more importantly your username just made me spit tea all over my keyboard. Amazing.