"No one ever got rich overestimating what the American public wants to taste." - Tess McGill

I had a girl in my bunk at summercamp that told us all that her stepdad was The Rock (not that I had any idea who that was at the time). He wasn't. Super awkward.

I'm stress-eating a toblerone bar. And am about to go to lunch.

I had a mini psychological meltdown when I saw this. My boss thinks I'm insane.