GUILTY PLEASURE SONG NO MORE. RUINED. FOREVER.

She didn’t mean to type “hacked”; she just mispelled “subpoena’d.”

It’s her equivalent of “I’m being investigated, therefore I do not need to release my tax returns.”

Red.

Well, she did say that the emails “will never get out.” Now she can claim that she said that because she doesn’t know how to use email.

And I find that amazingly hilarious. Couldn’t have happened to a better group of fuckwads.

you just over complicated things.

I’m assuming he’ll put the gaming industry in Barron’s portfolio since Jared is so busy with Peace in the Middle East and Barron is good with the cyber.

I had it on good authority that Anita Sarkeesian was going to purge creativity from gaming, and that Donald Trump would keep the liberals from neutering my favorite pass time. I have literally no idea how that could have backfired on me. All I wanted was ethics in games journalism, I swear. Scout’s honor.

At least Obama’s brain functioned long enough to understand what an actual policy fucking is instead of rattling off mental farts that come wafting from his mouth.

I love how the comment you’re replying to is simultaneously accusing Obama of using shadowy behind-the-scenes tactics to kill gun sales, drive up prices, and make life harder for gun stores to sell... while he’s also suggesting that Obama bought gun stock and cashed in after his presidency, because the whole thing was…

“Parade dead kids around”.

I’m sorry about your small penis.

MEGACUCK OBAMZILLA

What did Obama do specifically? Please be as detailed as possible.

“Such an anti-gun prick” who never actually did anything to make guns harder to get?

Call me when he does not hold himself like a wounded ape.

He knows the bast werds!

You’ll hate me for it but I judge that your’re gonna just...

I am actually shocked he said positive things about Hammond (as positive as 45 gets). I figured he would hate anybody who dared impersonate him on TV.