You guys missed a good one, just bundle up

I would add that there is absolutely no attempt to grapple with the actual, functional policies that are messing these people’s lives up. You would think that given how celebrated articles like Ta-Nehisi Coates’ article on redlining or reparations was, you might see attempts to imitate it rather than simply dutifully…

Oh yeah! We should revive the coal industry! Bring it back to its heydays! After all, who WOULDN’T want another Battle of Blair Mountain?!

Tell me did you ever want to read the mess of nonsense ravings that was Dangerous, the “book” that flopped by Milo “Trust Me, I’m Totally Gay” Yiannopoulos?

10/10 Perd usage.

NOT A JUDGE.

Not to defend this moron, but we’re partly to blame for giving him attention. I honestly think he does some of what he does just because it makes him money.

Hey now. We have never claimed to have a soul.

We tend to have several; you can tell by the number of freckles on our faces/arms—as we accumulate the wailing, terrified souls of our enemies, we mark their consumption with a freckle.

Particularly well-traveled/aged gingers can sometimes appear to be nothing more than a…

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

He’s gotta be mentally ill, right?

If your dissertation director was as, um, honest as mine, then these comments are mild to slightly stinging. My favorite: “This sentence is merely words vomited upon the page. It doesn’t even qualify as a sentence. Sentences have structure even if the grammar is poor. This ‘thought’ resembles a piece of gum sticking…

Excellent use of Perd Hapley and the Perdples’ Court.

Handy reminder that having a British accent doesn’t mean you’re smart.

I would love it if his lawsuit got tossed because he failed to polygraph Sassy the Horse.

Holy shit, and I thought my dissertation was poorly written. Maybe it’s not a good idea to give a huge advance to someone who is only famous for being an asshole?

This is a true story. I often work from home, like today, and every so often my huge beast will sidle up next to me, get up on his hind legs, and put his forepaws on the work table that serves as my desk. He happened to look at my screen when I got to this gif. He barked at it.

The existence of the soulless Tomi Lahren has given us one truly great thing, so she hasn’t totally wasted her life.

I am that old and I remember Happy Holidays in the early 70s. It’s because, as you said, there is an absurd number of holidays, many spanning days, during the Winter Solstice (the original, btw:)) And you never know a stranger’s preference.

My sister and her girlfriend can, as of about an hour ago, be more accurately referred to as my sister and her fiancée! Barf on that, Trump and Haters!

That was an amazingly candid interview. I truly wish that this administration would live up to their promise of plainspokenness by conducting all their interviews that way.