They don’t look like the kind of guys who would deny holding a fart in.

I still resent Marvel for not casting Fehr as Doctor Strange.

It’s unfortunate that the Trumpkins can’t even get their syntax correct and thus you are right... to the letter of the law invalidating this bet.

This is hilarious to me because of this particular reddit thread I was involved in today.

I’d actually love to hear how that argument went down “I’m leaving you! And Tolkien isn’t a real writer!”.

It’s not karma. It’s irony.

“THOSE CONGRESSMEN WERE JUST CRISIS ACTORS”

How I imagine Ivanka feels every time she turns on the TV:

Anecdotal: I spent the same price on a Razer Blade 14" I had to send the thing back twice for broken fans over the course of two months. That was supposed to be my break from Apple. After the second RMA I craigslisted the thing and went back. Couldn’t be happier.

I like the touchbar actually. Especially the finger sensor login. It was a little wonky to get used to but now it’s as functional as any other part of my Mac.

It ends here:

This is a terrifying blow to democracy

Ew, fair enough then. You did the right thing.

My wife is Russian. When she first came to the US for school, she legit did not understand that use of the N-Word was not acceptable. Her whole life she had only been exposed to it in a second hand way through popular media. I recall the first time she said it and got an aghast look from me, which then prompted a…

Never forget.

My boss came into the office yesterday and told me that he “Hoped the server backups were done.”.

I’ve been seeing the Alt-Right try to take control of the term ‘woke’ for use among those who suddenly have come around to the psycho way of thinking.

I ungreyed you for the thread but that’s the best I can do :(

Never forget The Blue Rose of Illium .