I will agree on the music. The use of Portishead’s cover of S.O.S. haunted me all day yesterday.

In all fairness tho- Hiddleston originally wanted to be Thor- so he does have the ability to Beefcake it up.

Tangentally speaking of Hiddleston, I watched High-Rise this weekend and what the fuck was that?

Up here in Astoria Oregon the Harbor Sea Lions are so thick and cover the docks in such great numbers that fishermen couldn’t get to their boats. One of them killed a dog and the watermen were starting to use paint guns to get them moving. Nothing seemed to be working until the Astorians figured out the one thing that…

Out of the water? Not even the skies are safe.

Oh that’s a thing of beauty. Saved!

It’s an object fetishism. Much like people who collect records or any other physical media.

lol didn’t watch.

Thank God you woke up this morning and rushed to Jezebel so you could deliver this hot take. You sound like a very rational and well adjusted individual and I for one hope you can give us more of this level of fine insight. Thank you. Thank you. I am literally standing and clapping in front of my monitor. People in my…

I read that in my head like it was sung by Limahl

I read the bulk of your post in Agent Smith’s voice.

What’s terrifying is that a week ago it was 89%. He’s been chipping away and that freaks me out profoundly.

For the briefest of moments I thought there was an Apple Cube on the home desk.

I finally stepped around that by tying Kinja to my Twitter account. It feels dirty doing it, but I’ve never had to dig for a password.

Bacon Chocolate Shot Glasses...

I hope that when all is said and done Karma tears into the very soul of Conway, Lewandowski, Pierce, McEnany, Epshteyn, Lord, Stone and any other shitlord Trump surrogates out there.

In the middle of a police standoff.

Hahahah you know I don’t think I’ve ever admitted it to myself but I really do tend to mainly use self checkout when I don’t want judgement.

I consider myself fairly competent (Others may disagree). But those things- the bagging alone makes me lose my mind. You put a bag down to put something in “Remove the last item” no.. but “We have notified someone to assist you”.

In a weird way I give her credit, at least it’s plugged in. I’ve seen a few big names with pre-mixed sets forget to do that.