As a Cubs’ fan, I can comfortably say Cub fans are an absolute scourge.
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This funbag was very near and dear to my heart. I worked at Starbucks for 7 years and I swear every other song they played around Xmas time was a shitty version of “Hallelujah”. Each one exponentially shittier than the last. Imagine trying to tune out the dillhole yelling at you for not making their Peppermint Mocha…
Can you devote your next piece to Sal Fasano?
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I picture myself being the bullpen arm you bring in with inherited runners. I get the call and this starts playing...
This is exactly how I feel about FIFA coming out on Switch. I hope enough people buy it that EA will put out all their sports titles. One can only hope.
I worked at Starbucks for 7 1/2 years. I hated the last 6 1/2 years I worked there.
I’d also like to add that this is probably the best idea for first dates as well. I’ve had many dates go sideways on me after that third drink. I wouldn’t even say it’s that bad of an idea to share the two-drink rule with your date, That way they won’t be freaked out if you stop drinking abruptly after lively…
Dude, slow your roll. As a Cubs fan, my biggest emotion towards this has been relief. Unlike the Red Sox, the Cubs never even got to the World Series in 71 years. They never had the chance to fail on the biggest baseball stage because they were to futile to get there. To finally get there and to win it coming back…
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In high school, I went over to a friend’s house for a barbecue. Hs dad had prepared both chicken and ribs for the event. I got there a little late, but his father made sure he left me enough. I happily had an ample portion of each as he offered (and I’m never one to pass up free BBQ). A couple hours later I headed…
When I was about 3 or 4, one of my dad’s taught me the ABCs without the letter “N”. Somehow, he rattled off the Alphabet Song sans-“N” so naturally it seemed plausible. Luckily, this only lasted until the next time I sang it around my mother. Shocked and appalled, I was set straight and think about this everytime I go…
I am 100% with Tara Jacoby. Ever since I saw American History X, I put my hand in front of myself when I go up stairs.
When I was losing weight and eating healthy, I was working at Starbucks. I’d start the morning with a coffee, a banana, an oatmeal, and an evolution juice. At the time it was a 550 calorie, well-rounded breakfast, with the employee discount making it around $5-6. Now, I have my first job out of college, making a…
typical white male confidence
Has anyone gotten to Doug Brocail yet?
This sounds like the kind of place people paint their grass for fear of having their dead lawn look like everyone else’s dead lawn.
...and his non-brother Lance Cormier.
My computer smells like patchouli now. Thnx D-Spin.