I don’t know why he’s so mad, he was told the world was going to roll him.

I’ve done Raiden cosplay before, I don’t see the big deal.

A couple weeks back a woman came into my coffee shop...
-“I want a medium coffee.”
-“Ok, but just to let you know, we only have small or large.”
-”Well, I’d like a medium.”
-”We only have small or large.”
-*points at menu*”There’s two prices by your coffee. What does that mean?!?”
-”Small. Or. Large.”

Unwritten Baseball Rule #3,783: Do not toss ABC-gum at catcher, or otherwise be subject to the ridicule of said catcher as he calls you “kind of a dickhead”.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Chicken in a biskit and pimento cheese spread.

So if I were an opposing player, and I called a member of the Washington football team a "Redskin"...?

Is it possible he dictated this into a phone?