I don’t know if he is a good dad or a bad dad but based on the ledger of public things I know about his parenting I’m going with bad dad.

At this rate, the 2nd round pick the Bears received is going to be the 33rd pick.  

The guy who posted the video might qualify as well considering he just had to advertise to everyone he owns a Tesla by putting it in the title of the video.

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

I’m one of those chubby IWC neckbeards who rides the Roman Reigns Is Lame train like there’s no tomorrow, but I can definitely parse performer (and booking) from actual person, and this is stunning and legit upsetting. Dude is only one year older than me, and shouldn’t be fighting this kind of shit, and for another…

He simultaneously looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

cum-content factory that owns the Ultimate Fighting Championship

Ranch is so much ass that I refuse to kiss my girlfriend after she’s eaten it. Thing is, I’m not sure who’s winning in this situation... 

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

Bow before the one true GIF

The Pistons need to hire Cramblin Duvet to do the advertising.

Little Caesar’s also announced that amid a sales dip it’s slogan will similarly be amended to just, “Pizza.”

Reminds me of one of the greatest Fat Guy plays I’ve ever seen: Keith Traylor’s interception return, pushed 60+ yards (almost to a touchdown) by the magical ‘01 Chicago Bears:

Why isn’t it called ‘Teenage Wasteland’?

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

He needs to be careful questioning McCarthy’s methods. He might get accused of being a Communist.