D’OH!

That’s a right triangle, you idiot.

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

I’ve got Raw running in the background while I work from home today, I’m just on this segment now. I can’t stop smiling at how perfect this is, even if it is the cheapest of cheap heat.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Best golf Beef

As a Patriots fan, obviously the two SB winning kicks, and the tying kick against Oakland will always be the top Vinatieri memories...but close is Adam Vinatieri, Football Player, running down Hershel Walker.

Grossman is still the king of bombs away. I mean, while Mahomes gets to chuck it up to Kelce, Hunt, Hill and Sammy Watkins, the Sex Cannon had to make do with Muhsin Muhammad, Bernard Berrian and Desmond Clark. One is an embarrassment of riches, the other is just an embarrassment.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

MINE ENDS IN TEARS AS WELL

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

excellent point, Ghostface

When I no longer had to TELL them aGAIN about the SCOOCHing, it had pretty much run its course.

I’m embarrassed to admit it took me a very long time to stop reading Goodnight Moon to my kids like this:

A sign using ditch as the rhyme is probably not what you need to worry about from Bears fans.

But he loves missing TD’s. 

two quarterbacks at the same time

I shoulda committed insurance fraud.

Do you play for the Dallas Cowboys? What’s with the “we”? lolll