MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

They way his headband looks like the back of an adjustable cap with the fan’s t-shirt in front of him, for a brief, glorious moment I though he was wearing a comically large hat.

Jon:
Who Is Mr Brown? I wanna know now!
He is nowhere to be found
From Napa Valley to Winnipeg, coffin runnin’ around,
Upsetting, upsetting, upsetting the town,
Asking for Mr Brown

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

when asked postgame how it felt to be the new Prime Minister of Australia

Masvidal to AEW confirmed

These ladies showed more fight than the 2019 Cubs, that’s for sure. 

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Dibs on “Jaded Old Smarks” for my wrestling-themed Aerosmith cover band name.

Boy, I hope the horse I invested in, which is scheduled to race Santa Anita this week, fares better. Giddy-up, Spinal Tap Drummer!

On the bright side, this makes TWO posts referencing the LPGA’s U.S. Women’s Open by the woke folks at Deadspin.

Gretzky had it loses it, Yzerman moving, blue line chance, score, Steve Yzerman, Detroit Wins 

Maroon was an 8 year-old Blues fan the last time the Blues were in 2OT in game 7 of the 2nd round... when Steve Yzerman tore out our hearts and skated over them on Detroit’s way to the Cup. Cosmic poetry for him to get the 2OT winner. And then...face the Avs?

Some of us understood. Some of us were rated “You’re genius” while our sisters were rated “eg-nor-amus” and we never let them live it down.

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

The former forward wrote a foreword. While discussing this foreword, he allegedly became too forward. Now the former forward is being sued.

I’m imagining Lauren walking into the GMG offices this morning and just casually chucking an octopus into the hallway.

Oooh, oooh, I know this one! It’s because the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead to the Chicago Cubs in the 2016 World Series!