In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

I saw him wrestle live. Tom Magee against Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time. All I remember is Magee’s backbreaker finisher, what would happen if you set up a guy for an atomic drop, then just held him on your shoulder until he quit.

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

“Yup, that’s how it always works!”
-93-96 Detroit Red Wings

They copied Teemu:

-John, I’ve composed a great melody but I’m struggling with the lyrics. Have a look at this?

I sure hope the “investigation” includes those refs. The obvious and persistent nature of this is just inexcusable. Can’t figure out who said it? Pick one, or just call it on the bench and force the coach to figure it out. It’s done all the time and the rules explicitly permit it. If it persists, it’s a game…

This is golf, sir, not skeet.

Through the window

A donnybrook?!!

SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

welcome back

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

Finally, a Wetteland that the Trump administration will try to save.

Plan B doesn’t want him, until he works on his footwork.

There’s only one thing I’m dealing bud and it’s sweet lady propane