He is from Iran, so if he shows up in Saudi Arabia it will only be so he can be publicly beheaded.

He’s shitty enough to say nothing about his team going to the proto-fascist’s place in DC. He’s Baked Nova Scotia. He’s no Jonathan Toews, that’s for sure.

I know popular sentiment might be with Ovechkin finally winning one but you have to remember he’s an unreserved Putin supporter. Sidney Crosby on the other hand, a true Canadian patriot, has almost certainly never voted so as not to offend anyone.

From my tip email:

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

You say it was lacking actual neo nazis, but then you say hundreds of cops were there.

Unfortunately the other team wore the scarlet letters.

You’d think Houston Tarynn there doing the interview would clue the guy in to the barrage coming his way.

Hey, if you’re branded with the A, expect bad things to happen to you.

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

So I assume he told the guys in his own dugout not to score anymore? I mean, it was in exceptionally bad taste to keep scoring even after one of the White Sox pitchers collapsed in the dugout with a ruptured intracranial aneurysm, right?

I saw a state title game repeatedly interrupted by rain years ago. As the game neared the inning where it would become official, word came that another wave of rain was coming that would wash the game away, and there’d be co-champs (lame). The coach of the team in the lead told players not to take another swing. The…

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

Personal memory. In 2006, I was working on an article about wrestling action figures for a toy collecting magazine. This took me to a wrestling convention in Pennsylvania. I swear, the moment I saw Bruno Sammartino and Dominic DeNucci walk into the convention center’s restaurant, I almost reverted back to that kid who…

Armstrong remains an unrepentant, life-ruining asshole. He deserved much worse.

Being originally from Pittsburgh, I was privy to plenty of stories of Bruno’s kindness. Always had time for people, always with a smile.

I have to assume that the NHL, as a multi-billion dollar concern, has some say over who can advertise on their broadcasts.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

Nice game, pretty boy.

No, I said steamed cams!