Hello.

Yeah, I call Bullwinkle.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

I completely understand what DGB is saying here, & it’s probably accurate. I would also still be pissed off if I was a Preds fan. Such a shitshow. https://twitter.com/DownGoesBrown/status/981359268812263424?s=19

Thanks for the excuse to post this....

If a concussion is all you need to guarantee passage into the next round, Wayne Chrebet is owed a shitload of Super Bowl rings.

Except Pham had the stats to prove it. This isn’t some weak hitting schlub claiming he could man the outfield for the White Sox in 1994...

However, Fernández’s lawyer Ralph Fernandez (no relation).

Adalaide Byrd scored the fight for the cow.

Other advertising slogans banned include “Wazzup”, “Where’s the beef” and “Gosh, it would be nice if there were some women around.”

One of the best Sedin stories that I can remember is when Jamal Mayers went up to Daniel and told him that his brother is ugly.

Reminds me of this quote:

amazing how a stranger’s odd hatred for the true hit king can make a person really want to honor the true hit king properly.

amazing the leverage that winning four Stanley Cups gives you.

😀👍

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

Once you climb to the summit of Mount Everest, like I have, you realize that everyone makes shit up about their life.