Fultz is the human manifestation of holding the shoot button a half second too long in NBA 2K

I know you’re trolling, but right now the most popular wrestler outside of WWE is an openly bisexual guy who’s doing a romantic storyline with his tag team partner.

Completely off topic, but just a general “Terry Funk is the best” story: A few of my friends went to an indy show he was working about 20 years ago, and he was signing autographs afterwards. One of my buddies handed him a WWF Magazine with Hulk Hogan on the cover and asked “Terry, can you sign this ‘Hulk Sucks’,…

I think it’s got to be this fantastic McDonald’s jingle.

I hope they have more than one because that one is going to need a few minutes before its ready to go again.

If only there was a joke I could make about keeping a shuttlecock up for such a long time.

And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

Melt it down, pour it into a measuring cup, pour it back on the butter dish, freeze the dish, then cut the butter back out and add it to the recipe. idiot

I’m starting an Aerosmith cover band in which all the songs are re-written to discuss Drew’s boner(s).

Scene -8th grade graduation dance.

Yeah, Yeah, Drew has got a BOOOOOONER.

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

KING OF THE BASKETBALL RING, as Ted Cruz calls it.

What if they had a single elimination tournament for the final seed but, hear me out, it was entertaining as hell?

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Don’t know why there’s much mystery about whether a kid like that to get ejected. Seems like a pretty black and white situation.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.