DAVE MELTZER

Years of practice. All it takes is just calling burritos “steak wraps” and watching “Wild Hogs” over and over.

Armdancer, are you talking about Adam James and his father Craig James who killed five hookers at SMU?

Typical NFL regressive mentality. They see a young, white defensive back and they immediately start asking if he’s willing to play QB.

9,500% is a pretty high percentage.

NOW ENTERING THE RING, MATT THE CASHIER AT THE WOODFIELD CINNABON.

Don’t know who’s harder right now, IL indie wrestling fans, or residents of Hoffman Estates after being considered part of Chicago.

I’m not surprised she’s awful, I’m surprised she’s THIS awful after telegraphing her plans to move into acting for so long.

Just like a couple of Rory Calhouns…

“His shot was broke... he had no self-awareness and thought he was good.”

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I only wish it hadn’t taken so long for him to speak up and take a stand. He might have been able to stop some shots back in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.

It’s like this, but for the blind.

My car secret? Well, he made me promise not to tell anyone, but Bill down at the Ford dealer has been giving me MSRP, no markup, on new trucks for the past 30 years. You can’t buy loyalty like that.

I thoroughly enjoyed the appropriate appropriations of Stone Cold’s “...gimme a hell yeah” and then the “What” responses from the crowds.
There are a lot of people in WWE that could learn a thing or two about promos from this.

Assistant: Yeah, coach, he’s going to New York to join those two towers they’ve got.

REEEEEAL MEN OF GENIUSSSSS, we really love your jorts!

...Bud...

WAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP