And just as you’d suspect, dipshit didn’t even rake the trap.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

The dude who voted for Carlos Lee is my personal hero

I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

We were all born again after that dunk.

Non-sanctioned Prison League fight. Does not count towards overall score.

My Mom, her two siblings and their three first cousins came home to a partially eaten pan of fudge one day and kept eating and eating until they realized they were going to get in trouble for how much fudge they’d eaten. Being kids of the 1950s with very little supervision, they decided the best course of action would…

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Instead of boycotting the Super Bowl or doing something else with my time, I am going to go to a friend’s viewing party and then leave in a huff when they don’t stand in their living room for the national anthem. That way it’ll be for the troops. I’m also going to tweet about it using a slightly-darkened old photo and…

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

We need Lance Russell smoking a cigarette and some poor unfortunate Egg Sucking Dog getting a sick to the eye screaming “MY EYE!! DOCTOR!!!! GOD HELP ME!!!”

“2 to 4 inches? Freezing cold temps? Dammit, that’s a great excuse!”

Yes. Why wouldn’t they want to do that. Good point. We should ban such nations from the international community entirely.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

Is Drew dead

So much edge in that comment, it just became tag team champions with Christian!