It took four hours and 37 minutes.

The only and rightful champion Washington DC is allowed to have.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

“KFC has a TRIPLE Double Down?” —Kevin Owens

Shit, that was late 2007, wasn’t it? Sounds like a good blog. Especially if I can work in the time that Kurt Angle was so fucked up during an interview that he said he gave Shane the phone number to China.

I figured someone WOOD bring this up.

I heard about this sort of thing... PRIOR ... to today’s events

I enjoy both. I don’t watch documentaries all day long and tell people who watch Game of Thrones “That shit is fake, bro. “

The Shield break up did give us the greatest ever fan-caught-screaming-noooo on audio ever.

GANSOBOMB!

The Cubs have been doing this for a few months, but with better props.

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

Mark Sanchez would only put it to bed if it was 17 or younger.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

Because he got fucked in the butt by another dude, which is, like, totally gay! Nice!

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Pittsburgh Steelers, who all stayed in the locker room except for U.S. Army veteran and offensive tackle Alejandro Villanueva.