It should have been you, Zack Hample.

It’s also not a way you want to describe your President, but, here we are.

The 1992 Royal Rumble should be required viewing for anyone that is trying to get talent over. Bobby Heenan’s sole job in that match was to put Ric Flair over to an audience that had little to no knowledge of the platinum haired man from the South, and boy did he do it.

On the Mt. Rushmore of talkers in the business. He’s finally elevated up the card in life, godspeed.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead.

“Apparently they want to murder you in a well, it says here on this card.”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

Both Flair and my dad are alcoholic absent fathers but my dad didn’t wrestle 3 classic matches against Steamboat in 1989 so I love Flair more.

He’s survived through more comas than most of you have friends!

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

I just saw well wishes from Duane “The Geode” Ericson and The Steel Maharaja.

—Everyone who ever loaned money to Ric Flair

He had nothing The Hundred Dollar Man Ted Deblasio

Ah yes, Rick Flair. I remember his classic matches with Hank Hogan and Andrew the Really Tall Guy.

Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

the jurors for this case are going to be paid more than SB Nation site managers

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