This layout isn’t new. It’s “his signature defensive highlight, a full-speed, full-extension, no-regard-for-human-life dive into the gap to take away extra bases.”

I don’t think the color analyst yelling “Get on Your Horse, Superman!” was very well thought out.

Normally, when I’m listing the realest dudes in wrestling, my picks are Scott Norton and Tim Prichard. But Terry really needs to be on that list, too.

Funk is coolest person in the history of the world.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

The fundamentals were astounding, though.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

Probably thought he would have to buy a set a tires if he stopped for gas.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I mean, Miami’s desperate, but a baseball player?

There’s a fun story going around that Khali grabbed the title and held it above his head so that smaller papers in India would think he was WWE Champion.

Onita vs Chono is 1999 is still one of my favorite matches every simply due to heir entranced. Onita comes out to “Wild Thing” and sits on the ramp in his steel chair and just smokes his cigarette. The sold out Tokyo Dome crowd was on fire; booing the hell out of him and throwing garbage.

Onita in CZW? JEEEEEEEEEEZUS!

He had a tear-away jersey OVER the plastic sheeting and then another jersey underneath. That was awesome.

Pilot: "And, if you look to your right, you'll see the beautiful sights of Washington."

Thomas Smith: [heads to town office]