Which proves, yet again, the entire plan is monopoly.

General Election Match-ups
Biden 49% Trump 45%
Biden 47% DeSantis 47%

Also they just fired a dude for a quest poking fun at corporate practices, but now they’re putting in this shit?

My main problem with junction is it disincentivizes you from casting spells. Plus turning tents into curagas early on just breaks the game.

The randomizer was kinda fun though.  Until my like 5th boss was Omega Weapon and I beat ‘em.  Kinda kills the enthusiasm for the rest of it....

first, the pressure cycling of going back and forth from the deep sea is highly likely to cause hull fractures over time

Nah, Linda Hamilton’s the best thing about 6.

Entity XF? One of the two (or was it 3?) launch super cars? Wow, dicks.

I shall watch Deep Rising in his honor.

*calibrated

“Sure, you released countless films that made us billions, but you released one where we lost money so fuck off you waste of space!”

This is the shortsightedness of corporate assholes on display.  One failure after countless successes is enough reason to cut you loose.  I hope this results in the creation of yet…

Just proof most directors don’t give a fuck about anyone else.

He just feels like uncanny valley Kirk to me.  Just doesn’t work for me.

Terrorism:  It just works.

the young boy is playing Twisted Metal 3 on PS1. Good choice.

Came here for the Nuns on the Run.  RIP Robbie.

Which you’d expect to be the point, except there’s like 4 different configurations of vehicle parts down there and they’re all very similar parts.

Just felt pointless after the 10th time.  At least try and foster some creativity by giving me oddball combos to work with.

I kinda did that initially until I realized how samey the entire underground is and it’s literally as big as Hyrule. So I just wound up just paragliding or flying to each root.

In Fast X, he isn’t onscreen overmuch, but when he’s not there the others talk about “Dom” the way Nathaniel Hawthorne’s parsons talked about God. What’s he doing? What should we do to please him? What would he do if he were me? It must be psychologically exhausting to be Dom Toretto’s friend.

I really enjoyed it, but there’s a certain portion of the game that just feels tacked on.  You don’t even have to deal with it outside of a few quests, but it’s just severely undercooked compared to everything else to the point I kinda regretted even interacting with it as it was mostly a gargantuan waste of time.

Don’t worry, they don’t have to be H1B when they’re overseas contractors.