I had 2 friends who would have not gotten it for hours or days had I not told them to avoid the urge to ignore the main quest as soon as the world opened up.

We’re still trying to find out what you need to do to get a new Hylian Shield in Tears of the Kingdom, and will update this guide when we do.

I assume Simon Kinberg had dirt on some Fox exec, because he wrote X3 and somehow got to write and direct Dark Phoenix.

The haptic touch pads also make a bunch of traditional PC games (strategy etc.) actually playable

As someone who plays a lot of games (and watches other shit on the side monitor/tv yay ADHD) I’ve got to imagine it’s something like 1/12th of the time I’ve been alive. So we’re looking at something like nearly 30,000 hours?

Ah, Christie trying to appear moderate after doing debate prep for Trump in 2020.  Fuck off, Chris.

Well, one has a robot skeleton.  The other doesn’t.

I just find it hilarious the premise is: “Well, Luke fucked up setting up a new Jedi Order... may as well try it too.”

Damn, no Jack Black saying, “This is the hway.”

Finally some fucking Spelljammer.

Definitely more excited for a friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Yeah, he’s clearly named after the Toys ‘R’ Us giraffe.

Series X does have a limitation keeping some games from running on it: The Series S.

If you don’t want to try getting a game to run on the Series S (which is a lot weaker and has 37.5% less RAM) then you can’t make a Series X game, because MS requires they work on both.

Now SE is probably full of shit here, but that…

The Razzies are more puritanical than I expected.

Also, The Blair Witch Project is a bad movie.

It’s about inline with what Rifftrax charges for each movie that is the full video.

I didn’t see the followup that he hadn’t gone back until later and they were destroyed.  Fuckin’ oooooof.

I’m surprised nobody pointed out they spelled Zaslav right and then immediately called him Zazlov.

because it wasn’t cutesie enough in a Zelda sort of way

You’re right, it’s not a reference, it’s actually a dog whistle.

You know why they use dog whistles, right?  Because then they can call anyone who decries the dog whistle as being insane for making those connections and drive the “normies” onto their side.