Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.
That’s the way we do things, lads.  We’re making shit up as we wish.

Damn, no Jack Black saying, “This is the hway.”

Finally some fucking Spelljammer.

Definitely more excited for a friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Yeah, he’s clearly named after the Toys ‘R’ Us giraffe.

Series X does have a limitation keeping some games from running on it: The Series S.

If you don’t want to try getting a game to run on the Series S (which is a lot weaker and has 37.5% less RAM) then you can’t make a Series X game, because MS requires they work on both.

Now SE is probably full of shit here, but that…

The Razzies are more puritanical than I expected.

Also, The Blair Witch Project is a bad movie.

It’s about inline with what Rifftrax charges for each movie that is the full video.

I will legit watch something just for Clancy Brown.

I didn’t see the followup that he hadn’t gone back until later and they were destroyed.  Fuckin’ oooooof.

I’m surprised nobody pointed out they spelled Zaslav right and then immediately called him Zazlov.

because it wasn’t cutesie enough in a Zelda sort of way

You’re right, it’s not a reference, it’s actually a dog whistle.

You know why they use dog whistles, right?  Because then they can call anyone who decries the dog whistle as being insane for making those connections and drive the “normies” onto their side.

Remember BP execs, when we string you all up for killing us all, we’re “just responding to what society wants.”

Why do they always feed their AI models 4chan?

Low standards for recruits and putting a bunch of those low standard dudes on a ship for months with a handful of women.

This is a tech blog.  Of course nobody’s excited for this second rate Second Life shit.

Meanwhilst your boss was on MySpace 90% of the time.

I just like to bitch about how everyone is so dumb in zombie apocalypses.