“These are the Unforigvable curses, children.”

“What happens if I use one against my enemies?”

“Look, I don’t give a fuck what you do on your weekends, just keep that shit outa the hallways.”

It’s fine, we all know they wanna fuck kids.  Best they just don’t pretend.

Considering that shit could have cost him a leg or two I’d say he’s had a pretty good result.

In other words:  People who don’t live in the U.S.

Better bust into that judge’s house at 4am and scream at them you’re gonna take away their kids.  It’s okay though, it’s a one time thing.

“I’d like to thank the victims for getting murdered and making this story possible.”

Don’t post incest porn.  Can’t make Ted Cruz happy.

Considering Moira without the damage is one of the weaker supports in higher level play it’s a good change.

*guitar riff plays*

Now they call me... Three-finger Joe.

I’m partial to his ‘90s cartoon appearance with a hilarious nod towards his wife Joan voicing Madame Web when he kinda hits on her.

But what about Mewtwo as Hera?

Dude’s a thumb.

Who gets to bring up this time the creators appear to be racist neo-nazis?

Thanks John for helping make a far-right arms salesman billions.

Jesus, at that point just go full face mask. You look like budget Daft Punk without it.

The movie is about playing the game Twister during a tornado.  Hence the plural.

White Ford Bronco chase in space.

Plus having one of the stars who would be integral for the final movie dying a year before release and going “Not my problem!” and leaving it up to the next guy to deal with.

Ya’ll need to stop being so mean to Rob Liefeld. He’s trying his best worst least!