I wouldn’t be surprised if EA has special “streamer odds” for known FIFA and Madden streamers.  Wouldn’t be hard to change the odds for a specific IP or HWID.

I mean, if you’re gonna be pulling something out of a dragon’s ass at least go all the way with it:  Dolittle yanks a maiden out of the dragon’s ass and then marries her.

sued the company’s subsidiary Ethicon

This is going to be a gloriously amazing train wreck.

Does he taste like Hans Moleman?

“Why did it have to be Raggedy Ann and Andy week?”

*cough* Unionize. *cough*

FUCK, now I gotta pick between FF7R and Cyberpunk2077?!

Convenient CNN that you have this story the night before you host a Democratic debate.

You know who Russia’s only ally in the region is? That’s right, Iran!

Now if the media could keep her name out of their headlines until a Dem wins

Who says it has to be Iran?  The Saudis or Netanyahu would be down for killing Americans to provoke us into war with Iran now that Trumpy upped the tensions.

I hope prosecutors don’t spare the Rod and spoil the child.

Can we at least give Rian Johnson shit for having an entire year to figure out a way to end Leia’s arc in TLJ and instead going, “Nah, won’t affect my vision. Tough luck next guy?”

You know why these games are all great?

It’s an adaptation of the short stories since they’re first chronologically. So I get why they had trouble making it stand on it’s own as a complete thing.

This white space is ideal for growing herbs.

The only way this could be more suggestive is if the ad was for E.L. Fudge.

“You yelled at the kid trying to put the Silver Monkey together 20+ years ago, so now see if you can one-up that little fucker as an adult!”

The OLED screen being on the back kinda defeats the entire purpose of it existing, IMO, and just makes the damn thing overpriced.