Never seen a man blinded by his own uniform before.

Captain Hammer did not handle experiencing pain well at all.

I’m specifically referencing a CN commercial where they claimed to have the final episodes and oh whoops we recorded over it with a cat lapping milk.

Wtf?  Just put it on your more mature service then you dumb assholes.

Lapping and lapping....

“Never believe that anti‐ Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti‐Semites have the right…

Bob Johnson!

I’ve read Why Everyone’s Teams Suck and there has been one constant: everyone’s fanbase is racist. But Bears fans are the MOST racist.

Decades of the Packers shitting all over your team and division every year, then finally you unseat the bastards. Surely now is the Vikings dyna- annnnnd the Bears just kicked your shit in.

“Ugh, throw it out, the dumb thing just keeps returning the name Stephen Miller.”

Well, anyone invested in something would of course talk up buying it.  If a bunch of people buy and the price goes up he can always sell for less of a loss.

It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee!

I stopped at season 11.  It was clear by that point it wasn’t going to improve again.

Ray Lewis AND Sean Spicer?

Damn that’s a fucking good model of Arnie.

If you can even remember your Uplay password anymore.

Not really interested in their PVE stuff unless they’ve done something about the painfully stupid and slow AI.

He’s going for a Linsanity plea.

Sometimes you get target fixation for the big dick and the little dicks just sneak on by.

I swear much of the music industry nowadays only relies on the Stockholm Syndrome-like aspects of music theory: If you repeat something enough people will eventually love it. Which mumbling/fast talking through everything but your refrain also works towards.