DMB is safe, inoffensive music. It’s the sort of crap your local K-Mart can comfortably burrow into the back of your skull while you shop for linens and not have to worry about some lady bitching to the manager about it.

Give me Drew Carey Show or give me death.

I fucking hate this god damn timeline.

Well, ya know, Trump got elected so up is down, etc.

No fast forward?

“He’s not hurting the right people!”

I have the Weird Al version on a shirt... that shirt saw a lot of use.

Dayton shooter was taken down 30 seconds after he started and he still killed nine.

Fortnite is having it’s BFR moment, eh?

“What about the weapons capable of murder?”

God I hate when those mouth breathers use Chicago as proof that gun laws don’t work.  Meanwhilst the assholes probably drive a state over on July 4th to buy fireworks.

And all they had to do was completely destroy every last fly ball pitcher left.

Wait, this game never released in the U.S.?

I grew up in the ‘90s in northern Illinois surrounded by little shit fair weather Packer/Yankee/Red Wings fans. I fucking hate the Packers because they embody the immaturity of only cheering for whoever is winning.  Learn to fucking lose, it’s good for ya.

I do not doubt that. It took me around 60 hours to beat it and the three optional dungeons. Although I probably overkilled it since everyone’s spells and weapons were above 20 and of the last ~10 bosses only the final boss was able to take a turn. Which is another thing, past disc 1 the game is ridiculously easy.

That’s the entire game and it only gets worse once you have to cast spells all the time (10-20s wasted for each spell, kill me).

Idris Elba is Brixton Lore, a superhuman robot soldier who is—what else?—trying to eradicate the planet of weak humans