But that’s icky consensual sex between adults.  They prefer diddling kids like God intended or something.

Larry B. Scott is off in a corner sweating, hoping nobody challenges his javelin throwing skills.

It was an honorary doctorate apparently.

“So since it’s mental illness you’re going to work to guarantee access to mental health resources like doctors etc?”

So... GOP is really going to label anyone opposed to them as terrorists, huh?

Pfft, so I can I.  Get me some Taco Bell and I’ll demonstrate.

Wait, they finally ended Criminal Mimes?

It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee!

Does it also make you face your palm outward and do a slapping motion independent of your running motion?

Don’t joke, Indiana would totally do this.

Getting Koichi Sugiyama to allow even some of the music to be orchestral was probably like pulling teeth.

“IT’S THE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE OBSESSED, THAT’S WHY I KEEP BRINGING IT UP!”

This shit should be CSPAN and maybe PBS.

The pet store parrot gets taught the n-word eventually.

“How dare you point that out, me and my father Sammy Sosa have a genetic issue!”

The question is does Konami really have anyone creative enough left to accomplish it? Junko Kawano left in 2015. Suikoden V’s director might not even be in the industry anymore. Suikoden’s creator hasn’t been around since 3.

You can tell the corporate stooges are REALLY fucking afraid of Bernie and Warren with all those shit questions.

Well, considering the new model seems to be getting people to play your game as long as possible the old meaty 40+ hour JRPGs kinda fit in pretty well.

Depends on who he’s telling to kill themselves.