Somehow I trust Visceral’s design decisions than EA’s shitty focus group testing with frat boys.

Maybe he just really likes Billy Idol.

Striking out just like we remember him.

Would you kindly fuck up a Nazi?

I wish I went to bed in the 1st, but NOPE that 4 run 2nd had to happen forcing me to wait for a happy resolution.

They didn’t really deserve a full rest Strasburg start in game 4 anyways. If that game starts at 1:20pm of the scheduled day this game probably never happens.

Kevin Smith sexually abuses jorts.

If I was Jay Mohr in that situation I’d probably try and pull that Homer-in-the-bushes thing and disappear through the wall.

It might be, but the big hole is so blurry you really can’t tell.

Did somebody just use fucking Google Translate or Babelfish?

Just a toilet on the grounds with his corpse sticking out of it would be really touching.

than a 74-year-old white billionaire?

And thank god for him.

Gambling. Loot boxes are gambling. You aren’t buying an orc or weapon you know the stats of.

How about you go fuck yourself?

So I have Unilever to blame for whatever the fuck Sammy Sosa was up to for a couple years?

I can’t believe that crossover worked so well.

Don’t cave, Kim, we think you’re swell and you don’t need to whore yourself out to bad movies for money anymore.

Alternatively:

You know, I try not to support Bethesda after what they did to Human Head (and likely Arkane), but these Nazis are really making it hard on me not buying Wolfenstein 2.