Don’t let Bender read this headline or he’ll kill us all.

I do feel a little bit bad about murdering Niemi like that. 4 goals in 3 minute isn’t just his fault and that Pens defense wasn’t doing him any favors.

The N64 Mystical Ninja game is like concentrated Japan.

So the JRPG country is missing two JRPGs. Okay, I guess this is Square’s greed getting in the way of that then.

Is it just me or are a couple devs unclear on what’s included? Of course I don’t know if the Japanese one has different games.

It would make sense if they weren’t bringing back the NES classic, but since they are I’d assume they think it’d make the SNES mini compete with it some.

A country whose chief export is oil casting doubt on the cleanliness of something that could make his country bankrupt in 30 years?

Here, this’ll get you started.

He’s like 5’4”tho... still find him sexy?

Like Jim Jeffries without a soul.

He must have a lot of veneereal diseases.

Who the fuck will lead us after the apocalypse now?

Can’t really blame Jay. You want to retire and relax for awhile on the beach. Then your wife says she’s inviting over Jenny McCarthy for dinner and suddenly it’s imperative you play football, but what you really want is to be back on that beach....

I’m just imagining some intern awkwardly standing by as he only meant to show Mr. Goodell a small bit of the movie to prove a point, but now Roger keeps watching and rewinding the puppet sex scene.

The Dumbening is already starting.

Oh of course Fox is STILL fucking with shows by putting chronological episodes out of order.

If you teach them to ram to tackle, where exactly is the head gonna be at the end of a game? ‘Cause when you’re tired you’re gonna get lazy about keeping it up when ya go for hits.

Kim Cattrall you’re really swell.

People like you are why there is a dismiss button.