I’m now waiting for a Skyrim mod with a Marilyn Monroe tomb you can invade and loot her desiccated husk after defeating a Hugh Hefner Draugr.

There’s tons of hits just like it though. This is how football is played now. Maybe it’d be safer if they’d actually suspend players for using steroids and shit, but they don’t so we have players roided up desperate for another contract all trained to use their body as a battering ram (and their head).

Well, to be ever so slightly fair to the Cardinals: The Iowa Cubs and Kyle Hendricks.

This is what they’re taught in the NFL now. You converge on the ball and smash the shit out of the ball carrier, because a violent collision is less likely to result in more yards than wrapping a guy up.

I own a copy. Doooooooon’t caaaaaaarrrre.

I was like 70% through the game and had all of 4 cards. Opaque doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Bears won, barely, so I guess he’ll avoid being cut for that stupid ass move.

So... that’s ones of those neckbeards I hear so much about, right?

Generally, you’re not supposed to insult people you disagree with, because you close their mind to your arguments and will keep on thinking what they do to spite .

Plastic surgeons must have a lot of sociopaths to think it’s okay to let that shit happen and not refer her to some fucking psych help first.

There are two Ks in Kato Kaelin and there were two Ks in the bottom of the 9th. Coincidence?

If the Packers keep losing like this it’ll be fun to watch Martellus lash out at everyone around him like the child he is.

You guys got some weird hangups in that China - Japan - Korea trifecta of who came first.

Sounds like maybe, just maybe, crunch time needs to fucking go away in the industry.

That Billy Boucher’s got something wrong with his medulla oblongata.

I kinda wish my dad woulda helped me fix my swing instead of letting me continue to bat for .080 and made baseball completely unfun for me as a result.

You had your EYBS ended by the Cubs. Must sting.

After we’re all dead all that’s left will be the cockroaches, tardigrades, and the LOLMETS tag.

Seeing as how there’s already been an anime adaptation I don’t get why people get so hung up by the movie going a different route with character motivations or whatever.