I always thought only moron coaches taught you to use your head. You can’t fucking wrap a guy up and complete your tackle properly if your head is down.

Somebody get on it and set their helicopter music to Mass Destruction.

Don’t worry, Swagstallion. I got your reference!

I dunno, i think the only thing that saves his knee from a direct hit from helmet/shoulder is noticing it at the last second and turning aside.

Corey Wootton has a thing for injuring quarterbacks who should have already been taken out back and shot (see: Brett Favre).

Really don’t mind if you sit this one out

The electric guitar kicking in makes it feel like a ‘90s after school special.

Of course, but I’m not gonna claim io9 is some great terribly plagiarising beast. They’ve had great original writing for years and while a bad misstep, I’m not gonna judge them as badly as actually having plagiarized.

That wasn’t really io9’s plagiarism. That was a user’s plagiarism whose post got promoted. It was more... check what you promote before you promote it lesson.

Those kids are going to grow up to be some sort of horrifying hybrid of Jim Harbaugh and Bobby Knight.

I wanted to be a bit more subtle.

Rizzo is gonna be a first ballot HOFer at this rate.

I was bored so I watched games 3 and 4. Game was a pretty impressive back and forth that you didn’t know who would win, but game 4 was almost completely one-sided from the start.

Derek’s guitar influence is Duane Allman and he’s a member of the Allman Brothers Band. So all I gotta say is the dude better know what good music needs, heh. He’s easily the best slide guitarist his age.

The brass in the original recording is amazing. I don’t get why brass has become so abandoned by bands.

Lol, shifting the blame onto Mr. Dinklage for your shitty script, eh Bungie?

Don’t bother unless it has multiplayer.

Just in your memory Mr. Piper... I’m gonna start eating that trash can.