It makes a lot of sense. You’re sending a piece of technology billions of miles from home that started it’s journey on a giant pile of explosives traveling at tens of thousands of miles per hour.

Oh, shit, I thought this was about Haim Saban being pissed off about the grades his vintage Power Rangers toys got.

Girlfriend just dumped me. I feel ya, man.

Shit, it was Baseball STARS. I have failed.

But if I wanted to play Baseball Allstars on the NES I’d play Baseball Allstars on the NES.

There’s something about Scotland and being monstrously bad at design.

Too bad the Myth series still isn’t available online (besides that one brief stay on GameTap). It’s one series that needs a serious influx of new multiplayer blood.

Not content with “accidentally” injuring children now they wish to do it on purpose? Wonderful.

Are you implying Scooby Doo thongs AREN’T sexy?

Well, it wasn’t Kotaku where you said.

MATERIA SYSTEM IS BEST SYSTEM!

Take out Kucherov.

Actually, Pharaoh seems to suffer from a poor start since he’s faster than Secretariat over the final mile. Impressive.

*screams of agony in distance*

I was so disappointed that Pompeii didn’t have a Herculaneum opposite in theaters or on TV.

Psst, legal issues.

Typical MicroSoft. Release the system with an inferior controller and then release a new one for everyone to buy that’s superior.

Hope the Ducks get blown out these next two games. The elbow to Keith’s head (and everything else these last 5 games) has shown the Ducks to be some dirty fucks.

Lol, he’s not even top 40 for PIM around the league for the regular season.

Oh fuck that. Shaw’s a pest, not a dick.