I feel bad for Dave Poulin. I just spent 10 minutes going through his whole portfolio online and, while he’s not a terrible sculptor, he’s pretty terrible at doing faces, or at least eyes. And since nearly every sculpture he does is of a person, that’s an unfortunate shortcoming.

I was all...

Hey, it works! In the sense that it reminds you that Sprite—a soda which mysteriously appears in two-liter bottles at parties and office functions and, although no one ever appears to pour it, still ends up half empty by the time everything is over—exists.

Unrelated, but sort of related: does anyone else experience wildly un-Jezebel ads appearing below every article? This is the one that is appearing for me directly underneath the comments section right now. UGHGHHH

Do we have a concrete reason to argue that the judge should be removed from the bench? Any lawyers out there who could answer this for me?

His Dad also isn’t the only person enabling this fucker.

While I've never run away, I did have a similar college experience. My third year I stopped leaving my room, stopped going to classes, and basically watched movies all the time. I had completely shut down and was having panic attacks. There was such an immense fear of the impending failure, yet I never realized how…

I love when women watch out for other women

Johnny Depp has for years thought he was Hunter S. Thompson. I’m just gonna say it. It’s fucking embarrassing as shit. Hunter also beat up women. Johnny Depp is a drama kid gone sour. Good riddance, you hammy shitheel.

You have to have at least 20 pieces of flair at all times

Ironically, dairy can't stand Kevin Hart.

I’d puke and then I’d get the runs.

I wonder...would she believe a rape allegation if the victim looked more like her? Would she suddenly think “Oh well yes...now I see...now that he’s forced himself on a pretty girl I can see why you are calling him a rapist. NOW I get it!”

His girlfriend also had some gross shit to say about these women. She talked about how he wouldn’t rape those women is he wanted to stray. Stray?? Bitch, he’s a rapist...not a cad!

I know when I am running low on money I just find a random dude in public, point and him, scream rape and wait for donations to come in. It is like pan handling only OBVIOUSLY it is a way bigger pay day. Like...i dunno...WINNING THE LOTTERY!

I like the show a lot. But, yeah, the daughter? Having sex in the room while her mom is in the house like no big deal. Shit, even when it’s only your roommate in the house you show more decorum.

“I sold my friend the drugs she used to overdose, and I went to prison, but I learned *sooo* much about myself in the process ❤️”

Sounds like a lazy, shitty version of buzzfeed.

Yeah I’m off xoJane totally. xoVain is ok sometimes, but even they just don’t do it for me. It’s a lot of “Here are 6 great products for your hair that don’t have silicones!” and then the entire list is products with silicones. I don’t have time for that bullshit.

or even worse, boring people telling boring stories about boring things.