nothing says “I am a dickhead named Paul” better than the phrase “bemused r-words”

So there’s no difference between people laughing at you and laughing with you? I beg to differ.

Why do I get the feeling this was just an attempt to poison the well by Spencer?  The right’s whole thing these last few years has been blatant trolling, and this just feels like a particularly hamfisted attempt.

Jason Momoa is a good guy

My list of possible: Tom Hanks, Rob Dyrdek, Hasan Minhaj, Keanu Reeves, Barack Obama?, Tony Hawk, Pat Mastroianni (aka Joey Jeremiah from the original Degrassi serieses).

The military is a branch of the government, and is therefore subject to the first amendment. So yes, they’re not allowed to silence citizens. It’s part of the very constitution they’re sworn to protect. You call it bullying, but it is an actual right to be able to speak out and critique our government. It’s enshrined…

Easy answer for you. Yes, they literally “have” to allow citizens to speak lest they violate the First Amendment:

Why not go full ridiculous? Resident Evil SIX.

Seems like having around someone who shows a pattern of (very publicly revealed) dishonesty and abuse of authority is a pretty bad look for any company.  This is why employment contracts have morality clauses.  

Are you asking people to tell you how much you should care about the news and why?

There should be a downvote or de star function :/

They both have to fight Nicolas Cage?

RE: Jim Carrey

Sure he wasn’t talking about being interviewed by her? Like it was a magnanimous compliment that she’s a great journalist and being interviewed by her was on his bucket list? That’s how I interpreted it, especially since he then says “It’s all done now.” He can’t be talking about fucking her because he hasn’t, so it’s…

Ugh. Dude, shut up. Just shut the hell up.

Honestly, this is also why I get angry when people suggest that the way to deal with incels is to send them to sex workers. Sex workers are human beings performing a service; we shouldn’t condone having misogynists anywhere near them. Can you imagine if men did this to other service workers too? Would you take your…

“Unless that was poorly-worded sarcasm, I guess.”

Like the entire article is sarcasm

Thats clearly sarcasm