Fucking stop already with this slide show shit. NO ONE wants to page through 44 pages. 

A great way to get me not to read your article Is to hide It behind 44 pages of a paged list slider thing. GTFO Great Hill Partners...

Oh God yes. ‘We need to talk about’, adding the suffic ‘-gate’ to any scandal, and, if you’re British, ‘Keep Calm & [phrases associated with niche interest]’.

“we need to talk about” headlines are the fucking worst. Stop that. 

I’ve never seen the Banana Splits so disgracefully slandered. This is a new low for the AV Club, who’ve somehow found a way to sink lower than the Kinjapocalypse.

Wait, there’s a dead body in Rope?! Spoilers!

Because swatters say crazy shit that makes them believe there’s an IMMEDIATE danger? They don’t call and say “teehee a bad guy lives here!”, they spoof their location, call up in tears saying a guy just wired his house to explode and he’s now got their family tied to chairs with a shotgun in a baby’s face threatening…

That is an outrageous accusation.

It’s called fry sauce, god damnit.

YOURE GARY LOCKWOOD

(pssst... Gary Lockwood)

I tend to find with Pauline Kael, that if she liked a film, it’s probably good. However if she hated a film, then it was definitely good.

Fuck American Movie is good. It’s both heart-warming and utterly heart-breaking.

If they can make number 3 without jokes, they can make number 4 without Verne.

If you’re in Pennsylvania, Middleswarth BBQ chips are far superior. I know Herr’s has a larger distribution footprint though even though they’re headquartered in PA.

Middleswarth - end of discussion

Canceling on such short notice? That’s...

You are literally the fucking worst and should never be invited to the homes of civilized people ever again.

Thanks, Stephen. Could you compare this to Wildlands, please? I’m curious about the extent to which cleverness affects outcome. For example, are there multiple ways to resolve encounters or is it almost always a straight-up attrition gunfight?