Is it weird that I think it's kind of brave to proudly proclaim atheism in her position? I feel like not a lot of people do it.

"2 Chainz is considering running for mayor of College Park, Georgia and—sorry, Julianne Moore—it looks like there might be a god after all."

"or the related but only slightly less odious assertion that men will pretend to be trans women just to get into women's restrooms."

According to TMZ, Tamika Fuller (pictured above on the far right) says the rapper-cum-actor initially wanted her to abort their daughter Cai Bridges when she told him she was pregnant. Fuller says he "offered her $10,000 and a house if she lost the baby."

an ALIEN

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

There is no helping this coworker. He once asked me to explain to him what the difference is between a pint of ice cream and a quart of ice cream.

I've heard of that whole stack of bills on the table thing before and I literally cannot think of a better way to guarantee your food will get fucked with. Seriously, don't piss your waitress off before your food even gets to the table.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

I feel like a better solution all around would be to prohibit the men from holding parties without 3rd party security and bonded bartenders and then actually enforcing the rule (NIC has put in this rule, but they have not enforced it). This either forces the fraternity to also book 3rd party venues (a fraternity…

It's Real Time with Bill Maher without Bill Maher, which is what makes it so appealing.

it's the family thing that is honestly the weirdest part

This is NOT ok.

with my first kid, I wanted fruit and steak. If my husband could have (would have? I couldn't handle the smell of meat cooking)made me a fruit topped steak.... Heaven.

My friend told me other day she is craving ice. Not ice water, not ice cream - just munching on blocks of ice. I was confused because I was like "But thats not even food? It doesn't even taste or smell of anything?". But there you go.

Yep, I craved salad and nectarines. Doesn't mean I didn't also eat the crappy stuff, but I craved the good stuff.

Pickles... day and night, just jars upon jars of pickles.

Watermelon. Constantly craved it. And sauerkraut. Ate a whole package of it with my first. More than once.