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This happens a lot to women when they're pregnant who don't have a very healthy diet overall (me!). Your little fetus/parasite needs nutrients and it's going to get them goddamnit! Hence, the cravings for fruits and veggies. Same thing happened to me.

I was very much the same during my pregnancy. My cravings were veggies and hummus, watermelon and ice water (but only the water from my brother's fancy fridge). I still managed to gain 45 lbs, but I never had cravings for junk.

I agree. The only cravings I got during four pregnancies were for green beans and asparagus.

I craved watermelon ALL DAY LONG with my first, then upgraded to chocolate malts and well-marbled steak with my second and third, respectively.

Oh, honey, give it time. I had a strict diet (doctors orders) the first two trimesters, no problem. Once I got to the third, whole different story. I crave sweets ALL THE TIME. Don't get me wrong, still eat the salads and fruit and healthy stuff but I'm like a vacuum arround the sweet stuff. Here's hoping you keep

Lego Movie snubbed???????

I was in a wedding once where the MOH, who was the bride's sister, was eventually replaced by the bride's best friend because everyone agreed that the sister was simply too busy with work to do a lot of the stuff the bride was asking of her. It went down with relatively little fuss.

I kind of like how Victorians dealt with it. After a wedding, each guest is mailed the bride and groom's new calling cards. If you received a calling card that contain the married couple's new address, it means that they want to continue their friendship with you and you may call on them. If you receive a calling card

The MoH couldn't cancel her airfare for the destination wedding and ended up haunting the same resort area during the wedding, posting selfies from the bar.

I refuse to accept it was a Pizza Hut, since it was obviously the Salt and Pepper Diner.

ANDRE HOLLAND CALL US PLEASE

Of course Cathy would say that. *eyeroll*

I have been saying this for decades; Madonna is....

I love Ina. And Giada is like the woorst. #sorrynotsorry

It could only be better if she came down the aisle in a sled pulled by six rented corgis. :)

I didn't have children at my wedding simply because

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!

CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE PRESSES AND TALK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE THOSE DAMN COLORED PANTS WITH SUSPENDERS ARE?

You're making a lot of assumptions about this woman and her visual faculties.

Completely ignoring that the whole point of this comment section is for "worst behavior," and that stealing juice, though wrong (bad juice stealer, bad) is more ridiculous and funny than genuinely unruly, And that it was in a hall without any works on display, AND that OP never argued that being escorted out was wrong