Aw. Let's run away and steal some off-brand juice together.

This comment is a thing of beauty. Not only do you shame someone for acting badly in a thread about "What was the worst thing you've ever done at a New Years party?" where the acting badly = stealing a bottle of off-brand juice with no other bad outcome, but you manage to shade the former Corcoran, obviously dredging…

You seem fun.

I don't recall, but I made them like a machine.

Your last line is perfect. Thank you for helping me to verbalize how I feel when these things happen.

When I was in high school I had knee surgery on December 26 and the combination of immobility and hydrocodone made me super constipated and my mom had to give me an enema. At age 18. Worst NYE of my life.

I am hoping to have a daughter and will definitely be doing this. I have a son now and while its important that he understands these things too it would be different sharing it with a daughter. I didnt hear about her until a womens studies class my freshman year of college. We read the Edible Woman and I was fucking…

Let's avoid hyperbole as we address this issue. Many thousands of firearm owners did no harm today. It's reasonable to assume a substantial number of those people have been responsible firearm owners.

These "child shoots mother/brother/sister/neighbor" stories are heartbreaking. Because this child's mother was so irresponsible, this little boy will have to live his entire life with the burden of having killed her. Hopefully he's too young to remember.

GOD DAMN IT. If you cannot keep a firearm secure and under your control at all times, you should not own it.

Your mom is awesome. Just saying.

That's basic postfeminism. And you are right, it is somewhat better than straight-up nonfeminism insofar as it recognizes the importance of struggles of the past.

i know nothing about being obsessive over the internet.

The point is that there exists a double standard where people focus more on black criminals compared to white criminals and Kenya is pointing that out. Why hasn't Judd Appatow criticized Woody Allen? Why do people have no problem talking shit about Chris Brown but say little to nothing about Charlie Sheen? Being a…

As far as his public image goes, he seems like a pretty good guy - good dad to his daughters, continues to support the foundation he started at the beginning of his career, etc. I don't know him personally, but family & friends who've worked with him have only had good things to say. /validates your official liking…

That is all you know? Allow me to introduce you to LUDACHRISTMAS.

Is it weird that I totally loved him on SVU? I mean, his character was horrifying but Luda was pretty good!

My parents let me have a little wine with dinner when I was growing up so by the time I got to college, I was completely accustomed to it and didn't go binge drinking like an idiot. I became the sober friend who herded drunk friends like cats and got them safely into beds and couches at 3am. I have no idea why parents…

Or CAN she and this is just the Queen herself throwing a little bit of shade to see who's paying attention?