My sister was a contestant on Jeopardy! this year. I sat through an entire day's worth of taping - five shows - and she was in the final show of the day (she lost to superstar Julia Collins). Alex does not interact with the contestants before the shows or after - it's just too many people! However, during taping…

OMG YOU GUYS. Best email ever from my mother.

Kate Middleton is so incredibly smooth and polished and inscrutable that it makes me cackle like a hag when the real her bleeds though for a fraction of an instant. I mean, say what you like about the royal family (and believe me, as a Brit, I've got plenty to say), but you can't help but admire how much of a pro she…

I want someone to carry me around like a baby.

dave is literally the world's everyman

Someone needs to give Dave Hogan a publishing contract. That story was masterfully written and incredibly funny. I could feel the teenage anxiety wafting off it. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I'm a barista at a very quality-focused cafe in Seattle.

Every single time Chris Pratt is brought up, there's always at least one person reminding everyone that he once found another loving home for a cat with needs that he could not accommodate anymore. I guess it's you this time.

One of my favorite go-to recipes, and you're right, people of all culinary levels love it. Want to get a little fancy—add some fresh (or pickled) jalapenos and sun-dried tomatoes.

Yes. Racial profiling is not about describing a suspect in an active criminal investigation. It's about singling out people based on the color of their skin as the sole basis for whether or not to engage in interaction with them, such as stop and frisk. The idea that ending this hideously racist practice will end the…

I love his character on Brooklyn 9-9 precisely because he's the mix between huge buff strong guy and sweet gentle dad. Nobody on the show damns him from being a loving, dedicated father, either— they help him balance the roles as best as they can (given their own failures as people. )

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

dear maria shriver,

Well, one of the joys of being part of the dominant group is the ability to steal other people's words and subvert them for your own purposes.

'I told my two best friends, who told me I was a drunk slut. I never told anyone after that.'

Do we really need another Janis Joplin biopic after "Judy Jormp-Jomp"?

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

If you read the article one of her friends (a man) suggests taking her straight to the hospital right after her rape. Her female friend starts freaking out about "Jackie's" and their reps in the Greek system getting ruined if they report the rape. The female friend convinces the two male friends (they were all…