Unless there's a loaf of bread available with 'Happy Challah-days" written on it, this entire list can GTFO.

THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY GODDAMNED EYE, YOU ASSHOLE.

I think we can all agree that Inception would have been very different if it starred Leonardo DiCaprio.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

As much as I never want to be out with somehow who's terrible, I'd love to do this.

Also starring the adorable Sarah Baker, from the Louis CK "So Did The Fat Lady" episode.

Yeah. I'm a little confused about this "No babies at brunch" thing. Maybe it's because I'm 30 and live in the south and lots of my friends have kids. But I see tons of people bringing babies to brunch. It's a baby-friendly time of day. Some people with young families I'd never see if it weren't for weekend brunches…

It's the shirt on her book tour. She's turning a shirt about herself to a shirt about Planned Parenthood.

God, he's such a Baldwin.

RACIST

I just stole that so I can sound brilliant and witty and off the cuff the next time Into the Woods comes up in conversation. I'll pretend I came up with it and won't give you any credit. I'm not sorry.

I don't think she handled it well at all, but I interpreted it as Korina saying that she didn't think she could be impartial and wouldn't give Char the best help she could give. I'd rather she admit that and leave than stick around and end up unconsciously sabotaging Char's work.

Yes yes, all of this is true, but...

Stop acting like 'Shake It Off' isn't great

uh no mention of the kitty cat aka best character/actor in the film?

I adore the name Paula for a cat! However, all my cats have human names. The last one came from the shelter and was named Roger Rabbit, which is somewhat mean since he's missing half his ears.....but whatcha gonna do? Here's Roger chillin.

The shelter named my cat James, which immediately led me to re name him James Tiberius Kirk, AKA Tiberius, AKA Captain Tibbs.

My dog was named Princess Mia and it still makes me barf when I look at her. (She's boring Lucy now...and when I told the rescue I was renaming her the woman sneered and said, "well that's a very common name isn't it.")

(In other news this rescue was such a pain in my fucking ass I will never adopt another animal…

Mine were named Tuffy Bear and Sunshine :-/ Since they hadn't been in the shelter for long, I figured they weren't too attached to the names. They became Karl Oskar and Eggletina.