My (black) cat's name was Monkey... so I renamed him George (as in Curious) to keep his heritage but be less racist

You can rename her, but a Paula is always a Paula.

My kitty's name, when I picked her up from the ASPCA, was simply Rosalita. I kept that, but added a regal title and a last name. She is now Dame Rosalita Snugglepuss.

My beloved cat's name at the shelter was Rick. Rick! Who names a cat Rick? I'm even all for giving pets human names (my dog is named Gibson and I have a cat called Hedwig), but Rick?

Not only did I get married, I took his name.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

to me cutsy names like wee wee and hoo haa or vajay jay sound way more obscene than penis and vagina, which are fairly clinical words.

Early in the first book there's the scene where they go to the Wizard bank to see that it's being run by short, greedy, ugly goblins with comically exaggerated noses.

I had a thought recently that made me kind of sad, in a weird way.

Well you are wrong , also i notice that in your comment you never mentioned the person who hacked them you just put all the blame on the victims.

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

Oh my god, she's gonna be just like Vickie at the Gap.

thank you, target, for continuing to be not-shitty, because i would probably still shop at you forever but this makes me feel better about it.

But what was the tattoo?!?!?!?!

I think that's fine as long as the rules aren't subjective. Kids have a finely honed sense of injustice when rules are unfair, arbitrary or applied unevenly (mainly because they experience them a lot). While I will always defend teachers who are salt of the earth people doing a thankless job, assistant principals have…

I mean, I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons?

i feel like i am the only person who didn't hate book 3. prim was such a bad bitch in it. team prim foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

at least she keeps her word

Mine does not as I worked out side in the mean Southwestern sun (way hotter than 87), still have to wear shirts that cover stomach boobs and shoulders and bermuda length shorts