The most saddening thing about being a Dolphins fan is how incredibly uninteresting this team is. Outside of Richie Incognito being a sack of shit (and most Dolphins fans side with him), the most coverage ESPN gave the Dolphins was back when they beat the Patriots with the Wildcat. In retrospect, that win fucked us…

Is nobody going to mention Brees? No one?

Jesus, Lisa Kudrow; are you taking aging tips from Julia Louise Dreyfuss?

Hey guys, I want to tell you about this thing I feel, but never ever plan on acting on just so you can think more or less of me than you do now depending on how open you are about these sort of things!

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

That's not nearly the worst part...+972 states that the Zara Israel site apologized and said that the shirts would be 'exterminated'.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Clearly, I have no self control. 6 Crunchie bars coming my way in 10-14 days...!

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I had to get curly wurlys shipped from England after watching the third season of Misfits. I regret nothing.

I concur. It seems like the article's author is:

Are they ever! Why are they so hard to find though?

I think actually taking offense to putting Sofia on a pedestal is one of the biggest wastes of emotion I've heard of. I highly doubt she was forced to do it, and clearly she finds it hilarious.

I'm gonna say it loud and (relatively) proud. I like Jim Parsons.

I kind of love this.

Who doesn't want a partner that will beam at you and hold your uncomfortable shoes? Bless.

You gotta be some kind of asshole to not only make that joke on air, but to direct it at your Jewish colleague and play it off with some kind of dipshit "I say that in an endearing and respectful way!" comment.

I bow down to anything Queen Bey does, but I wish she'd done more of a career retrospective for this performance. She was being honored for all her amazing videos over the years, and I would've loved to have seen little glimpses of those iconic moments.

I was obsessed with tennis is high school. She was my hero. I just also want to add:

Yes.