omg, thank you so much for this. I'm listening to the most recent one, and I can't stop laughing. I'm going to forward the tumblr to my sister and tell her that this makes up for every bad birthday present I ever gave her.

It holds his power to be well received by his peers, even though everyone knows he will screw them over for a quick buck. Or just, like, to get out of an exam or something.

I feel like the fact that everything behind him is still sort of moving makes me want to die more. This movie.. sheesh

MPG really did have charm out the wazoo. he was SO smarmy and yet zack was SO LIKEABLE even though he did REALLY UNLIKEABLE SHIT all the time

And, yet, my hopes for a California Dreams biopic go unrealized.

Thank you for making me feel ANCIENT.

We cut three patterns, and if the design doesn't look good in all three it does not go through.

She got me at "nothing is dry-clean only." Little compares to my disappointment when I glance at the label of a pretty item to see that Satanic script.

This attitude is supremely unhelpful. Those of us who were born/raised here don't want to leave. We want to make it better. Besides, let's not act as if Texas or the South in general has a monopoly on crazy.

Never in the history of commenting, has the ability to post an eyeroll gif been more sorely missed.

wow. Can't win can she. If she uses "people of color" she is guilty of "cultural appropriation" (that's what Pol Pot did and was the main reason he was evil). If she doesn't use "people of color" at some point in the video she is being racist.

I am a Chi O alum and I would be 100% okay with the entire chapter being shut down for this. Absolutely disgusting. No wonder people hate on sororities— we keep proving the stereotypes right.

The statement ended with: "Oh, and, fuck you Shep Smith."

Kaitlin Olson from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is going to have a recurring role inThe New Girl!!

January 21 2009.

I saw friend of a friend on my FB feed talking about how the new health guidelines for school lunches were probably going to kill her celiac child. Even my batshit conservative FB friend (the link between us that put this convo on my feed) was like, how can more whole fruits and vegetables and less processed food be…

The guy just wanted to propose at 2 a.m. to a woman he wasn't dating.

What pisses me off is Fox News calling her a "Porn Star" in a way that makes you feel like they're saying "It's okay, she's a whore anyway" like anyone deserves this.

Domestic violence affects far more people than Ebola...

"Not a bad guy"
"all just heart breaking"
"I don't know why I'm so cursed"