Her implants are so old that the serial number is 1.

I just watched Oliver and Company on TV recently, and I bawled at the opening of Oliver being the last kitty left in the litter and all alone the cardboard box that gets destroyed in the rain. This was the first movie I ever saw in the theater, so I've been watching it since age 3, and I can't believe I didn't realize…

You know why it's different? Because if I were asked to go to three different showers, buy a tux and go to a destintion bachelor party I, and every single one of the groom's friends, would tell the groom to go fuck himself.

Sooooo much of this stuff is optional though. The only requirement a bridesmaid has is to show up on the day wearing the dress/shoes the bride picked. If you want to do your own hair/nails/makeup because you can't afford it, then the bride should either understand completely (because she's a good friend) or will offer…

Probably not golf snobbery or sexism. Probably the saddest reason of all: "brand awareness." Michelle Wie, to paraphrase Jay-Z isn't a businesswoman, she's a business, woman and her business (after the business of playing golf) is making the people that pay her bills happy.

Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

And I have been to church many times, but I'm still not Jesus, yet.

um . . . the fuck are you talking about?

#NotAllEndingMen

I fixed! It's Friday the 13th AND Mercury is in retrograde, which is why it happened (I'm going to blame everything on this today)

I can't wait until my husband and I can get separate beds. Sweet, blissful, uninterrupted sleep :-) For now we have a king bed, which has really helped. But he's such a fussy sleeper, he has changed my whole sleep pattern from awesome 12 hour deep sleeps to 'shitty'.

I find the Cameron Diaz rumor particularly annoying, and counterpoint to everyone who says the Jennifer Aniston rumors would stop if she announced she didn't want to have children. Here's what Cameron thought about motherhood as recently as this April:

OLAF OR GTFO

Oh noes, because they have big asses and tits they MUST be referencing black people. Wait, who is the racist here?

It actually looks more like a mummified sex doll to me rather than black caricatures. And what's wrong with the black hair? The wigs do not scream African-American. The hair is not stereotypically Black.

Why is it always white authors who are always looking to find hidden racism in media and declare how terrible it is? Sometimes it feels like white authors are trying to explain racism to the Black community and how offended people should be. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if men were always trying to tell…

I think you're reaching.

Am I an asshole if I think these photos are really pretty?

OiTNB has done the impossible. I was so deep into my binge last night, I forgot that it was Sunday. Sunday is Game of Thrones day. And I completely fucking forgot all about it. If you knew me at all, you'd know that this is a BFD for me.

It's a positive for the world that you're not in charge of anything, at all.