Do you remember keeping a hand hovering over the channel changer JUST IN CASE your parents walked in?

UMM your description of watching Undressed is so accurate that I may have blushed a little.

So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?

Well I hope your babies look like monkeys

Rich people hate rich people for not being the right kind of rich people, news at 11.

Now I'm on Team Kardashian. I hope they ruin the summer for all of the pretentious rich fucks out there, trying to pretend that they're somehow better than the Kardashians. YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLES.

If the LIM could talk to spirits, they would have already told her that her manicure is dreadful and unflattering. Yes, worse than the hair.

Look, I hate tabloids too, but how are we not giving Us an A+ for divulging that Arya and the Hound are real life BFFs who speak to each other in a secret egg language? ADORABLE.

COME AT ME, BRO!

You think that's bad? Tommy LaSorda can't even spell "relief."

YES. I think Bateman is also miscast. They're both way too nice.

I love Tina Fey so much, but lets face it, like Jason Bateman she is better off playing people who are not unlike her self. Her acting in this trailer is just so bad... I've never read the book but I'm going to agree with you. It made me cringe watching her.

The book is actually really good.

OH MY GOD THAT COMMENT. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.

Ugh, nobody should be allowed to learn how to drive in Washington, D.C. They should fly her out of the beltway entirely, so she can learn how to drive among people who are not actively trying to commit murder with their cars.

I think it's an accomplishment to stay in school as a teen parent and graduate.

Aw, you guys missed the best one:

Beautiful. Triumphant. "STAAAAAAAANNNNNNDING TALLLLLLLLLL!"

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.

"... in accordance with Minnesota Health Code 69"

They just couldn't resist, could they?