6. Publix GreenWise New York Strip steak

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I posted this reply: The first question is asking them to recognize that each of the numbers they'll need to represent are multiples of three, so rather than drawing individual balloons, time can be saved by making one picture represent three. In the second question he calls out, it is asking them to recognize the…

That has been one of my goals since this happened:

New life time goal: party with Emma Stone.

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

I am at a Party where we're not supposed to eat the cupcakes until the end. I've been paying kids to bring me cupcakes all night. FUCK YOUR RULES, GROWNUPS!

As a gay Alabamian, this news delights me more than I can express. It's nice to know that no matter how hard the bigots try to inflict their narrow views on the rest of the world, the good guys still find a way to light up the darkness.

The reporter had to be nothing short of Cronkite caliber to resist saying "That's what she said"

Is Flavortopia anything like Flavortown? Because that place is gross.

The problem isn't with weddings being more extravagant and over-the-top that's making it more expensive to attend; it's the fact that people move all over the country, meaning it's more likely that your family and friends will have to fly to attend. Once upon a time weddings were cheaper to attend because your friends…

So I have two friends who are both huge Disney World fans as well as being Florida locals which makes them the best park guides ever because they know all the dirt...allll of it. Disney has some kind of deal with all the countries in the World Showcase so that the Pavilions are staffed by actual citizens of those…

I don't think it's like that at all, necessarily. I'm 27 and all my peers went into their first jobs knowing they'd only stick around for a few years, try out some other things, and it would be a while before they really found what they wanted.

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

Goodness, I laughed so much when I realized that "Africa" was a fucking tent-thing selling necklaces and some dirt. I guess to Disney's credit they did have Morocco.

If I'm ordering a 1,000 dollar sundae one of the accoutrements had better be 995 crisp dollar bills.

I just realized that mean girls is to these kids what breakfast club or 16 candles was to kids my age, which means I AM OLD.

Ding!Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

My husband didn't use threats or words. He just WAS. Very politely, he existed. No boy ever got our daughter home late, much less broke her heart.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…