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Apparently 24 years passing is an unacceptable reason for looking ever so slightly different.

The sportos, the motorheads, the geeks, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they are all in this video. They united in peace for this. And it's righteous and adorable and I love them all!

High schools are getting creative. In my senior year, we did a banner. It said "Go Rams." We drew a ram outlined in glitter. You would not believe how impressed all the teachers were by that.

You'd think a university housed in Lincoln would be decidedly pro-Union.

Chag Sameach! As an agnostic, liberal, and (GASP!) lezz-bee-yann living in the illustrious state of SC— where the real crazy lives *sideeye to Florida*— I know your feels. Just be yourselves, and enjoy the ones who open up to you. And a little bit of dark humor will always serve you well when you encounter something

I am not Jewish, but I'm a Philly girl living in the rural Midwest and I just wanted to say that I feel your pain. We are liberal and not religious and sometimes I feel completely out of place here. What I would do for a good bagel.

I have spent most of my life in the Midwest, and I understand how it's sometimes totally strange to be here (or in the South - I've lived in TX, too) if you're not white-Protestant-working class (we are from California originally, and my family are totally hippie-ish atheist types). While I spent a lot of time feeling

Thank you - that makes me really happy! Chag Sameach.
Here's to creating new traditions - I hope you have a nice seder. We used to host Pesach every year at the house I grew up in - our first year outside of my childhood home was the hardest :(

So, my vision for the afternoon was that I was going to be scanning in a paper for grad school and munching on some gummy candies (my vice/incentive) and it had going that way... but I just read about the shootings (3 dead - outside Jewish centers in Kansas) so what was going to be my light-hearted request of those

I can't be the only one who's a little creeped out by this, right? Right?

I'd buy her album yesterday. Unbelievable.

SOMETIMES DEAN JUST FALLS INTO OTHER WOMEN'S VAGINAS, ALRIGHT??!

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

You know, I have sold several of those things show above. Tacky as fuck. They're teenagers, you can't tell them anything. But when I've sold ten neon backless dresses in a row and I'm feeling down, I get one girl who lets me dress her like Grace-fucking-Kelly in lavender tea-length tulle gown and vintage jewels,

I have never felt so old.

"Hey kid...Coach K on the phone for you"

I went up to a guy I was kinda-sorta friends with at his locker, said hey, I need a date for prom, are you free? and voila! Now I'm wondering if I would have gotten some action had I spent money on the thing!

My question is, when did kids start getting gifts for Easter? I remember getting chocolate and going on the egg hunt. And I loved it. We really ought to limit gifts to two times per year—birthdays and the respective traditional religious gift-giving holiday. Increasing it to every holiday out there only makes us more