This was not an art museum and the event was held in a hall without any works on display. I was far from being the most unruly person there or the only person with a stain-making beverage. I do understand why I was escorted off the premises (stealing is stealing, of course). I just still happen to think the whole…

The worst part is - I'm not even convinced it was Ocean Spray. I was likely assaulted over off-brand juice.

What kind of sandwiches?

I stand by the fact that this wasn't so bad, but it was funny, and it did get me kicked out of a big gala/party.

He lived in the same small town where my high school was located. I used to run into him at the grocery store or the hardware store, etc. He was just a normal guy and once even let me cut him in line when he saw that I had way fewer items than he did.

I sent this AMA to my mother, who force-fed me Atwood way before I grew to love her myself, and she sent back a one word response: "GEM."

No. I totally agree. That's why I pointed out that a lot of the things she said were dumb, at best.

There are a lot of things that Kaley Cuoco said that make me want to roll my eyes, but I actually think this sentiment is kind of not so bad: "Things are different now, and I know a lot of the work that paved the way for women happened before I was around... I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe…

I would have been cool with that, but I just confirmed with my husband that that TOTALLY happens every time we go to Wolfgang's.

I mean maybe I was high? But I swear they have done this for us every time we have gone to Wolfgang's. Basically the steak is still "cooking" when they bring it out.

New York City?

This could definitely be regional; my point is, it happens.

That is true, but it's just not the most insane thing I've ever heard, is all I'm saying. There are way dumber things listed in these stories. ;)

In regards to this: Jenny Ross: As they're splitting their steak and can't decide on a temp: 'can you cook our steak half medium and half well done?'

I know almost nothing about Ludacris (other than his crazy guest role on SVU), but I officially like him. He and his fiancé are hella sweet.

All I can think while watching this is how much more attracted I am to the members of the Roots than to the members of One Direction. Is this wisdom?

The day I realized that Adult Simba and Ferris Bueller were the same person was a very important childhood moment.

To be fair to the President, Kara can't even spell Seth Rogen correctly.

Yes because one of those woman was Janice Dickinson and she negates everyone else's statements because some people think she's slutty.

I usually think Aaron Paul is pretty annoying when he drones on and on about his wife, but this was all very cute and sweet.