As always, this is all Nick Saban's fault.

Stanford is a powerhouse?

I was literally just thinking to myself - "When did Lisa Kudrow become the hot one?!"

Haha I mean... I don't. But after all the anti-Amazon stuff on Gawker I like to cover my bases.

I know Amazon is evil and all, and this is pathetic, but I have honestly considered this.

Doesn't really seem phallic compared to all other ads involving foods of a similar shape (hot dogs, other candy bars, etc.). Plus Crunchies are the best candy bar ever!

I will say that it is actually a testament to his acting skills that it is so jarring to see him behave affably and socially while accepting awards for his part as Sheldon.

Uzo looks amazing and I am sorry to admit that when Hayden first walked out, I thought: "Has she gained weight?" And then I realized she is very pregnant.

I've never really understood Bey's appeal until this. very. moment.

Haha yes!

SO LAZY.

The hair looks fake! Is it possible that it's real? Haha

It's really good! I give it a high recommend: http://gobayside.tumblr.com

Do it. So worth it.

There's one specific episode I recall where Zack is jealous of the attention Slater is getting and then finds out that Slater's dad wants to move him to Hawaii. Zack wants Slater to go, so he tells his friends that Slater is dying and the only treatment he can get is in Hawaii, so they should all treat Slater like…

I disagree with you vehemently, but it's not helpful to continue this conversation, clearly.

So, so true. He's a borderline sociopath, but I'd would've still tapped it. Do you ever listen to the podcast, "Go Bayside!"? They really dissect all of the ridiculous stuff about the show, including how horrible Zack is.

Ugh, the part where "Zack" calls a time out makes me want to die. That kid is so miscast. He has negative appeal, whereas Mark-Paul Gosselaar oozed charm.

If you truly believe you go through your life without looking down on people who are bigots or racists or otherwise horrible to others, I've got a bridge to sell you and a friend who has a billion dollars to put into your bank account once you give him your SSN.

Oh, I mean, I just wouldn't be friends with someone I looked down on. I was just talking about "looking down on people" in the broad context, as well, not just friends.